Why Don't You Have A Seat Over There?


My first project of the summer. It only took four freaking hours. Sadly the “Minecraft” button doesn’t work.


batwalker:

amirsbrain:

batwalker:

How do people shave so fast it takes me like an hour

Shaving shouldn’t take you an hour unless you’re a Wookie. Shaving takes me five minutes, three of which consist of me talking to myself and singing Adele songs.

ok thx

Although in your defense, I just have to shave my beard. Also, If I sounded like a jerk it was unintentional.

Via oh the cleverness of me!
How I feel when people tell me Jesus loves me.

How I feel when people tell me Jesus loves me.


Brace Yourselves, Graduation Posts Are Coming…

Graduation: The day where you look back at all the friends and memories you’ve made in the past several years. It’s a bittersweet moment full of hope, tears, and goodbyes. Too bad I have to deal with this bullshit every year. I’ll miss you seniors, you guys have changed me for the better. You’ve converted me to a theatre-kid and a stand-up comic. Sure, you guys are weirdos, but I’ll be damned if you guys weren’t the coolest and friendliest weirdos ever. Good luck to you all.



Reblog?


My Horrible Stand-Up




Eight.



Seven.



My Sixth blah blah blah…


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